Masters of the Universe - DivX Version (Normal Quality), iPod/iPhone Version
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IMDB rating: 4.90 Plot: The once-beautiful planet Eternia lies devastated, a victim of the demonic Skeletor and his vile minions. Momentarily vanquished, Eternian hero He-Man and his forces of good escape to a land of strange creatures and customs: Earth, the next battlefront in the quest to become Masters of the Universe. Who awaits the beckon of Skeletor’s cadaverous finger? Evil-Lyn (Meg Foster), the Air Centurions and the ghastly foursome of Beastman, Saurod, Blade and Karg. And assisting He-Man? Teela,Man-at-Arms, puckish Gwildor (Billy Barty). And two small-town America kids who stumble across the lost Cosmic Key — and share an adventure beyond their wildest dreams. |
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LUCIFER IS THE TRUE GOD- I PLEDGE MY LIFE TO HIS HOLYNESS SATAN THE EMPEROR?
O great and Almighty Lucifer, I pledge my life to you… where their was once light in my soul i have transformed it to darkness, where their was once good in my heart i have replaced it with evil
who would have thought that Nostradamus and Confucius would predict Hitler and 9/11 but not the begining of the ddescent in to the abyss for all humanity starting dec 26th 2012
Satans minions will rip the soul of every archangel from their chest and deficate on their brain as the buzzards feed- evey angel will be shot down with lightning bolts from Dark Zues, Odin, and Ahura Mazada so we may feast on their sweet wings full off divine blood
God will drink the blood of his his fallen son- He will kneel before the Dammed and beg for mercy- but shall only recieve death as his prize
The Gorgon Medusa lies ahead and ends all hope of life
Thoose who stand and fight with the Messiah we be burn to smut by Hades and the Sirens of Chauktrah
Any one convicted of treason against King Lucifer shall have their eyes plucked on gouged out by the Harpies of Hell for all eternity
Now listen to me My Hell Hound Ceberus
Fetch Me Their Souls
Ares weilds the War Hammer and shall smash Jesus’s skull as an otter smashes a clam on his chest
When the master arrives their will be nothing but pain and misery- beautiful misery
now sit back and feel the delightful pain
Mighty Lucifer it is time for this world to end in fire and for a new one to be born from the ashes
Minos bound them in their bones and crush them underneath your hooves of destruction
Monsterous Grendel u may feast on the heads of Gods servants
The master will corrupt the bull of heaven, and with his horns he shall smash a gaping crater in the earth killing hundreds of millions, and from that crater the dead will rise, and the dead will eat the living
every dammed soul from Dantes 9 rings of the inferno will join together in the Army of the Dammed or the Navy of the Forsaken to invade Gods kingdom and slaghter his children
Damian Prince of Darkness, Ruler of the Forsaken, Emperor of the begotten, rise great prince and cast forth 1000 years of death, destruction, and darkness
Satan My Father, My King, My Savior- Save us, Save us from those awful spiteful maggots who claim themselves your master… and mine
ALL HAIL THE ONE AND ONLY MASTER OF THIS UNIVERSE AND THE NEXT, GREAT AND ALMIGHT KING LUCIFER THE FIRST, WHO WAS THE SERPANT WHO SLITHERD BETWEEN EVES BOSOM
ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE
So what’s the question, here?
Ziegfeld's Solly NOR?CAL R&S | Nov 12, 2009
Wanna’ cookie?
Ed D | Nov 12, 2009
Whatever you’re on: Share, man. Share.
richter_8_6 | Nov 12, 2009
Well…that was f*cked up…
I agree with richter_8_6
L Reborn | Nov 12, 2009
I have dino power so i win… SCORE ONE FOR THE J MAN WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Give your money to J. Daddy | Nov 12, 2009
Wow…what are you on?
Osunhoney | Nov 12, 2009
Heh. I like what A T Henderson called you on the MySpace forum when you posted this drivel there.
Can’t improve on it. Can’t paste it here, either.
You’re a poser who would probably wet his pants if he ever saw true evil.
exfoliate regularly | Nov 12, 2009
You sound like a typical Hollywood movie. Being a slave of any god, real or imaged is related to the slave mentality. Bow down to your master slave!
Aradia - The Thought | Nov 12, 2009
That’s great, now if you could just get a life.
Rod | Nov 12, 2009
That’s was very lovely.
Time for you meds..
Jack Mania | Nov 12, 2009
Whatever. Do what you want.
Ardnaid Janus MOFOing Captain! | Nov 12, 2009
very well then, carry on..
The Devil's Boy | Nov 12, 2009
But he will grant you no power nor freedom for you are of the weak race which he despises so. So go then and serve your master for all it is worth you will still burn for all eternity with the rest who have fallen into the darkness. Your Father, your Savior, your King will bring before the gateway of pleasures all but to service his true followers. Enjoy your stay in the bitter cold and light-less world.
The Sleeper | Nov 12, 2009
What you are is a big NUT, go have you mother change your panties.
Watch Dawg | Nov 12, 2009
Your dipstick hasn’t seen oil in a while.
Blondie B | Nov 12, 2009